7.20.2007

Missalaneyus

I fascinate cows.

There are no Italian restaurants besides pizza places.

My hair is growing in the shape of my helmet.

Fields of cows do not smell. Fields with cow manure do. Tractor trailers hauling cows are worse. But nothing reeks like turkey farms.

The least forgiving drivers are those of class A motor homes.

I return waves of at least 100 people a day. Well, I at least nod. Bikers always wave.

The most common question I get is ''Where ya headed?'' The second most common is ''Where'd ya start?'' The third is ''Just for fun?''

A woman once looked at me in my bike clothes and asked, seriously, ''Are you scuba diving?''

2 comments:

Tracey said...

Wow - another beautiful picture!

kitty said...

scuba diving? That was awesome! Your snorkel must have given it away.