Pants on Fire

Today started with a trip to a bike shop in Helena. I picked up a couple of tubes and some wax (chain oil), and most importantly- a new rear tire. The one I had been riding on was flat; not airless, but flat instead of rounded.
The girl at the bike shop was very helpful, asked about the trip, and told me I should have a nice, flat day out to White Sulphur Springs.
Liar!